Ahhh,,,,,,,,, crack cark (carkinh nukles) carka ckar (crackin wihp) well its good to be back with you , reders of °±²²ŪŪŪI MaDCaP 2002 v1.03 Issue #1 IŪŪŪ²²±° °±²²ŪŪŪI Partners in Crime III IŪŪŪ²²±° °±²²ŪŪŪI Wit Robert Townsend IŪŪŪ²²±° HAH! Its USSSSSSSssss WERE BACK! well, this is kinda a dissapointment since your a fag who reads 'obloids cool and you are too if you worship us' ptf this is gonna be an issue of not slandering oblios but instead we are gonna reintroduce oyu to us yeah taths right cuz in 2002 : Ł Ą Don't call it a comeback =LL CoOL J= æ -=Spokesperson for MadCAp '02=- Ś well first lest clear up some misconseptiosn about madcap with the _FAQ-MADC.ZIP_ file appended to this š=-----------------------------------------------------------------=š =M„DC„P F„Q/Frequently Asked Questions= Q) Aren't you ONLY for white 13 year old males who type ni caps lock only? A) ONNONNONON!. Its just that noone is cool enuff to admit they enjoy us. to anser you im gonna append a file from us caled _WHYWHY.MAD_ hey all you out thier im goona tell yua all why noone likes madcap read these hera aer the reasons 1. Afraid of those who are cooler thatn them. 2. thinks wer racits, wre not, wre just ignoteratnyt 3. all think if they ignor us than they can make theuir own shit but actually STEAL ours i men how many files di you see like this BEOFRE MaDCaPP? NONE. Now there ar ea10000000000000000 file_id.Diz that are like: ************************************ *[ Kook koo puffs present:********** 888888888***************** [Wacky Funnyu stuff! HAR AHR by Gir Draxon KKP#183 888888888***************** 888888888**************** 888888888**************** whata bucnh of FAGSSsssssss (not you com your a trator ) 4. they are scared to go with the DIGITAL UNDERGROUND big nose fonky in the |^| 5. Madcap has no UNITY or flow. the last one is the best. you say 'madcap ahs no sense of order' so you suck and hers why. 1. just do it by order of DATE. thats way you can see how we developed, and its fun 2. we need no order. chaos is what makes everythni gnad thats how it is that s whu the ANARKISZT$ CooKB0oK is shit cuz its not anarchy, its like: Bannaan Bomb Ingredients: 1 oz. Bananan 5 Oz. Ether 2 lb. Gunpowder 6 lb. helium 4 Tspoons Garlic 1 cork thast crak pipe!!!!!!!11111111111111 If it was TRUE anarchy, it would be: xxxxxxxxBLOW shit UP with an BANNNNNNNAN!!!!!!!! Hyah wowowowo 123123123123 anarky muthafucks ____ weewqweq just get a lorra s|hit |that'll blow SHIT up!!11 erterqtq |____|____ ert qr OWOWOWOW AWRITGHt | | eoeyuo er get a _____| | 123lkdiojqweroij34 ANARKY ertert fuckin BANNAN! ROCKS AND BLOW SHIT UP fucking MUTHAFUCKA COK! me NuTTz THE KRUKER THE KRUKER on yoru ASS BiTHC errrrrrrrrerq ererreeeeeeee owowowowowo ow wo ow now don't confuse this with this: BANNA BOMB AN ORIGINAL RECIPE BY MAJOR STRYKER OK HERES HOW YOU MAKE A BANNABOMB FIRST YOU GET 1 OZ OF BANNA ANBD THEN YOU GET 2 LBS OF GUNPOWDER AND WHATS NEST IS COOL AND THEN YOU GET 4 TSPOONS OF GARLIC AND THEN YOU GET 6 LBS OF HELIUM AND THEN A CORK AND THEN YOU BLOW SHIT UP LIKE A GARBAGE CAN IN GLENDALE THATS WHERE IM FROM AND ME AND BLOOD WIZZ LIKE TO GO GO-KARTING AND RC CAR RACING ON SUNDAY AND I BLEW UP A CAN OF PAINT ONCE AND IT WAS RAD THIS IS ALL TOTALLY ORIGINAL MAJOR STRYKER OF ULTIMATE ORIGINAL DEATH [UOD] CALL THE BOMB SHELTER AT [815]392-1823 there is a BIG BIG diffrence 3. another reson noone like s MAdcA P is because theY THINK IS NOLY 2 PEOPLE! its NOT true. ther eis about 100 people writeing for us, all unique!!!! the best SHIT is from Hub and Chu but don;'t count otua the DESING TEAMS GeEZ do you need GONZO iNC greets TO know about ALL the Peopel? Q) Doesn't James Hetfield write all the MaDCaP files? A) NO NON ON ON ON ON ON ONON he has ABSOLTLY NOTHINg to DO with US! He is an IMPOSTERRRRRRRR he is BUTT fiends with GOF and MADE HIM TALK by slippin HIM some LSD and tHATS how HE KNOWS The STUFF he Gets ONSULTSED BY CHU__ and __BERT and HE LIKES IT hes got 'no self esteem' -some band before the offsping HE incluides US in his shit but here are some REALITYS about JH a. he wont hold the madcap shit on his boar cuz it makes fun of true things about him ie. Metallica tshirts and dirty hitops b. he poses as our PAL, but then treast us like doo doo brown c. Hes got no cok d. product of DATE RAPE STEVE and MARTHAS incestus LOVE. c. he will CUMN when he reads his name in PRINT! especailly from MDACAP (namely Starkaboudket and Palle) Q) Where can i get madcap files? A) Just look at the end. Q) What is MiLK, or M&T? Is it a branch of šM„DC„Pš, they seem similar. A) No. You are a master of the obvious, they are very much simialr. Te problem is, MaDcAP have been at it for 5 years they have DOne EVERYTHING that JH has done, if they havent it was because BLAH did it before Madcap. (they were compeeters in the early 90's) lte me cote a few things, ok? goos: =OBLOID.MAD= _ _ fun fun fun Heres an equation! Fun Fun MR. Science (.)_(.) / |\ MMM /| \_____/ Obloid ó (MadCap (FUSE) BLaH) + NG Captures in english thas Obloid is nothing more than MadCap fused with Blah with some cheezy NG caps. =OBLOID.MAD= in a way that is TRUTH, but not so much anymore... here it is: Obloid ó (MadCap (FUSE) BLaH (FUSE) ZaN) - (.99999*MadCap) -(.99999*BLaH) -(.99999*Zan) it should read: obloid is nothing more than madcap fused with blah fused with zan minus all but.00001 of each. That NG captures don't count cause i made a mistake and forgot that both BLAH AND zan did that here is another quote: =NEWMILK.TXT= You look at people like [..............] they created something from something else.. they mutated influences.. they became collages of different things.. you became a carbon copy; an ursurper. And you're quite good at it. =NEWMILK.TXT= its from GUDIO SNATCHEZ everyone knows hes a liar, so everythong he says is a lie first to totally undertsand this lettttts play wheel of fortune v2.0 [..... ........] the puzzle is 'FAG' spin the wheel kung FU ok, yeah 200$ [..... ........] cun i haff an R. sorry no R, ok its tiem fo r [..... ........] RODNY KNIG aww TOOBad rodny your a stinky negroi so you [..... ........] don't get any turns too bad bithd! ok go bently from [..... ........] the geffersons, okyeh 500$ mey i have an S sir, DING! [....S ........] its there! go agan hmmmmmmmmmm FAG, eh? oh of course! [....S ........] is it.... JAMES HETFIELD??????? DIGN SING DING!!!!! yhes [JAMES HETFIELD] !!!!!!!!!!!! IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! YAaaaaaaha now an aspetc of a GweedLie, is that he tells a partial truth. tru,e JH is a mutation, but not how mark said it. he looks like MASK with rat nuke teeth because of his moms heavy drinkng in the third trimester. and also he is a mutation, with his gorups and borad but didn't BE it , he just stole eevrythuing!!!!!!!111111 se? even gweeds says it, but you have to know him like i dio Q) Aren't you guys RACIST? A) Freedom of speech baby. I'm not racist, and would enjoy a levelheadsdd race falme session, even if it was 100 blakc and 100 hispanis ans 100 orientals, and 100 of every race against just me i don't ever say anythign to be seriouisly biased, but thedn again i could be just sayign thatcuz im smart liek Hitler. is do understain th e repercussions f saying reacially slanted things but its not my fault so many eopelll see what athey want to. and not my fault that their DORTY DIRTY birds!i don't do it because were ganignig up on em and id do it f i had assurance that it would only be open mindede words, never action like pullin a gat or a driveby. id nev er ever ever take racially biased actions, tuhsly i never hurt tanyone. Remember, blacks are only 3/5s of a person! if someonet akes what i say as propaganda, tats too bad because me and WESLY will kick ther assssssses. And if not then kevin and badsector will help well ehvae magic cards and beat them with a 3/3 Pussy Face Dooky Red my best friend is the fastest weasle in the projects too Q) Aren't you guys SEXIST? A) no, sexLESS in every sense of the word. heres a clip of MaDCAP UNplugged a tune called SEXUp bluwes i was born my fingers gone im a teen cant masturbate rubbed my dick upon the iron pulled it offe a bit too laet now my glans and penis shaft is scarred up and all around i dont feelit anymore when its in antholes in the ground so i need to preten d i m some big sexxy devil so that LCN me and Pudding Sailor will have a Foursome! yes! ge got too coks Q) I have no more questiosn but i have to say tha you are the coolest in the school okok ok it was me the hole time hHE soooooo WHAT? fuck goat butt ernie and ocsar the grouch =M„DC„P F„Q/Frequently Asked Questions= š=-----------------------------------------------------------------=š Ne Wu Se R Si N Na Ho W Se šM„DC„P 2002 v1.03 CRaM CaPS!(c)š Here are all the new membertl and the offical madcpa blcaklist OTO~!!! 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